Dont forget to ask ewan mcgregor before you have sex
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When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”
I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know
(Source: The Wall Street Journal, via romanga707)
me, reading uno cards because i am too broke to buy tarot: what difficulties await me
the deck: +4 cards
me: what the fuck
not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between
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your creature name
first letter of your first name
last two letters of your last name
last 2 letters of your first name
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I only ever look in from the outside. Why can’t I be included?
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people that like to watch shitty movies for fun are my kind of people
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